i'll grow up soon

2009

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June 11
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April 41
March 51
January 61

2008

June 20
May 67
April 50
March
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January
Warch Watch
School of Seven Bells - “Half Asleep”
Jun 1st

I just finished a programming test for...

And it was pretty easy. The said it shouldn’t take over two hours; I finished in about thirty...
May 28th

God can't spell.

Lalith: hello eric? its me margaret
me: YES MARGARET, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY
Lalith: (is that supposed to be a booming voice)
me: (yea. from the clouds)
Lalith: (oh, ok. continue then)
Lalith: how's it going
me: THATS A COMPLICATED QUESTION, BEING OMNIPRESENT AND ALL
Lalith: good point
Lalith: well i was wondering
Lalith: do you want to shoot some hoops with one of your constituents
me: I DO NOT PLAY BASKET BALL. I AM BASKETBALL.
me: BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION; WHY YES, I WOULD LOVE TO
Lalith: you mean you are the basketball
Lalith: ?
Lalith: because that wouldn't really make sense
Lalith: unless you are like that ball in lord of the rings that nobody could hold
me: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT. SILLY OF ME TO SAY. HA. HA. HA.
me: WOAH. DID I JUST MAKE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE?
me: AAAAH WORLD ENDING IN MASSIVE FIREBALL! NOOOOOOO
Lalith: did you forget to take your one day to rest or something?
me: I TOOK TWO BY ACCIDENT
me: THAT'S WHY IT WAS A THREE DAY WEEKEND
May 27th

I say the stupidest things to end...

Take it easy now. I’ll talk to you later. Keep it real. Enjoy. What?
May 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24)
May 25th
I just saw a cop litter. Tisk tisk.
May 19th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17)
May 18th
my life is average
May 18th

At Second City, just in time. I was more...

Comedians can be MEAN.
May 17th
via www.amazingsuperpowers.com
May 15th

Come ON, LOST!

What a cop out.
May 15th

You know it's summer when the icecream...

Also: you know you’re in a college when two grown men run after it, waiving dollar bills in...
May 14th
May 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10)
May 11th
Listen Listen
“Feeling Good” - Muse
May 10th
My life is hardly ever as picturesque as I want it to be.
May 10th
Warch Watch
An “Intel Star” TV ad — Sponsors of Tomorrow (via engadget)
May 7th

The Northwestern engineering advising...

My “adviser” went on sabatical in the Winter of last year. I was hastily reassigned to...
May 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-3)
May 5th
Warch Watch
Dark Was the Night (Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings)- This Land is Your Land: Radio City NYC (via...
May 4th
No scent makes me feel younger than cut grass.
May 3rd

Word of the Day: yclept

-verb called, named
May 2nd
via theonlinephotographer
May 2nd
“What a satisfactory form of transportation that proved to...”
— Bluebeard - Kurt Vonnegut
May 1st