God can't spell.
Lalith: hello eric? its me margaret
me: YES MARGARET, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY
Lalith: (is that supposed to be a booming voice)
me: (yea. from the clouds)
Lalith: (oh, ok. continue then)
Lalith: how's it going
me: THATS A COMPLICATED QUESTION, BEING OMNIPRESENT AND ALL
Lalith: good point
Lalith: well i was wondering
Lalith: do you want to shoot some hoops with one of your constituents
me: I DO NOT PLAY BASKET BALL. I AM BASKETBALL.
me: BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION; WHY YES, I WOULD LOVE TO
Lalith: you mean you are the basketball
Lalith: ?
Lalith: because that wouldn't really make sense
Lalith: unless you are like that ball in lord of the rings that nobody could hold
me: I GUESS YOUR RIGHT. SILLY OF ME TO SAY. HA. HA. HA.
me: WOAH. DID I JUST MAKE A GRAMMAR MISTAKE?
me: AAAAH WORLD ENDING IN MASSIVE FIREBALL! NOOOOOOO
Lalith: did you forget to take your one day to rest or something?
me: I TOOK TWO BY ACCIDENT
me: THAT'S WHY IT WAS A THREE DAY WEEKEND
May 27th